i am a medical doctor

i take pulses, temperatures. i wear a stethoscope around my neck. white coat. rubber gloves. professional etiquette. bad handwritting. expensive shoes.

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Location: brooklyn, new york

hysteria, hepatitis, hernia, insanity, influenza, impetigo, jock itch, jaundice, jocularity, kittens, killers, know-it-alls,

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

thank god for crews

dearest nearest patients,
i can only thank my lucky stars that i have such a wonderful crew of doctors and nurses to hang out with. we're even gonna have a bike gang, with windbreakers and everything! and old doc jean has a portable speaker and her red purse hanging from her handle bars and we're gonna roll around town like we own it. and now that specialists suzie q and tiffany have moved to town, our numbers have strengthened. as has my endurance to tequila. and my will to live. and to prescribe. take a little of this and a little of that! and call me in the morning! ok. i'm wasted. goodnight.
-
blambrose cose m.d.

1 Comments:

Blogger Kris B said...

I'm jealous, I miss you, and I'm so excited you're coming!

July 3, 2007 6:40 PM  

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