a mess

dear smitten souls,
the doctor is in big trouble. his unruly, undisciplined heart is attempting to leap from his chest and land in the lap of a certain highly qualified professional. it would be very messy for everyone involved. a lot of goo and whatnot. goo that stretches across some oceans. who has the anecdote to this type of thing? referrals?
blam slam dunk blamberton